Opponents of retail cannabis in Camden have launched a website detailing the drug's dangers (camdencares.me)
While they claim to want to protect the town's character ("Camden is known as much for what it is as for what it isn't"... what?) and innocent youths ("parents don't have to worry about where they are until suppertime"...) this is only to obscure their true motives.
Chiefly (haha) it seems, they are worried that their own children might get hooked on marijuanas and try to have open and heartfelt conversations with them.
Particularly frightening topics include love, vulnerability, creativity, and privilege.
If you see any of these folks in one of the 14 trinket shops in town, feel free to tell them it might all be okay.