United Midcoast Charities is hiring an Executive Director! They're seeking a passionate professional who can relate to the rich person in your life who really wants to seem kind and altruistic but can't quite make up their mind on specifics.
This is a great opportunity to work at a local charity committed to deciding what other charities are worthy of funding.
According to the job posting, UMC values transparency. Especially since 2015, when, for no particular reason, "the UMC Board began an intensive two-year assessment of the organization and its service to the Midcoast community."
Since then it's been smooth "surfing, sailing, fishing and aquaculture," much like the passions of one bilking former board member.
They have given out over $34 million in grants since 1986, which is waaayyy more than the $4.6 million one bad apple gave himself in grants over the same time period.
Successful applicants should make sure they haven't gotten too Rusty at financial oversight and Brace themselves for strict scrutiny.