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Jun 27, 2024
Don't Fuck This Up
As we speed through summer, a small segment of the midcoast population is facing the most important decision of their lives. A spork in...
May 15, 2024
Classic Rick Move
After cleaning up all the bad stuff from the former junkyard on Rockland St., the city is now looking for someone to develop it,...
Apr 22, 2024
Not Again!!
BEFORE: AFTER: We recently did some light shaming of The Place for the classic Camden move of asking for money to take a vacation. We...
Feb 22, 2024
The Camden Hero's Journey
The Place is the latest in a storied history of passion projects to put their pride away and their hands humbly out to ask the Midcoast...
Feb 14, 2024
Stop Running Into Buildings
By our unofficial accounting this makes 4 in the past ~year just in downtown Rockland. And they're getting more ridiculous and/or brazen....
Aug 8, 2023
You Be The Judge
Should we really be trusting the future of our democracy and uteri to a man who brings local waitstaff to tears and demands to speak to a...
Jun 21, 2023
A Race to Reopen
Fog and Time Out Pub, two beacons of Rockland night life have been off the scene for a few years now, but we're hearing Whispers that...
Jun 8, 2023
Is This A Bribe?
On June 13, Rockport residents will vote on whether to accept a $3 million donation from a family foundation to design and build a park...
Jun 8, 2023
Roads Are For Driving
You're cruising down Main St. in your boosted F350. You just poked a hole in the muffler. You've got "Heart Like a Truck" blasting on the...
May 17, 2023
Middle School Brings on New White Collar Crime Instructor?
Whispers has received word that Mark Haley of recent bilking notoriety has begun working at the middle school. We can only assume this...
May 16, 2023
Pots and Kettles
In the ongoing struggle to keep recreational marijuana out of Camden (recreational alcohol is still allowed) the folks at Camden Cares...
May 12, 2023
A Rivalry Renewed?
If you thought things couldn't get spicier in the downtown Camden battle for affordable lock chopping supremacy, you thought wrong. A...
May 3, 2023
You Might Have Too Many Hotels If...
You might have too many hotels if you have to keep buying multi-unit residential homes and kicking long-tenured locals out of them to...
May 3, 2023
The True Dangers of Cannabis
Opponents of retail cannabis in Camden have launched a website detailing the drug's dangers (camdencares.me) While they claim to want to...
May 3, 2023
UPDATE: Mounds Now Down!
Mounds Down Now! Now Down Mounds! Down Now Mounds! Now Mounds Down! Down Mounds Now!
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