Don't Fuck This Up
As we speed through summer, a small segment of the midcoast population is facing the most important decision of their lives. A spork in...
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May 15
Classic Rick Move
After cleaning up all the bad stuff from the former junkyard on Rockland St., the city is now looking for someone to develop it,...
May 7
Do You Even Swim?
The weather finally got above 60 degrees. It's May. And you know what that means. If you haven't been swimming yet, you're a loser bitch....
May 1
Learning to Love Your Body
While the mainstream media stirs you into a tick-borne panic, at Whispers, we choose to focus on the positives. Namely, the chance to get...
Apr 22
Not Again!!
BEFORE: AFTER: We recently did some light shaming of The Place for the classic Camden move of asking for money to take a vacation. We...
Feb 22
The Camden Hero's Journey
The Place is the latest in a storied history of passion projects to put their pride away and their hands humbly out to ask the Midcoast...
Feb 14
Stop Running Into Buildings
By our unofficial accounting this makes 4 in the past ~year just in downtown Rockland. And they're getting more ridiculous and/or brazen....
Feb 8
Just What Rockland Needs!
When we talk to folks on the streets of Rockland about what they'd like to see for the town, two things invariably come up first. "More...
Jan 30
Helping Helpers Help
United Midcoast Charities is hiring an Executive Director! They're seeking a passionate professional who can relate to the rich person in...
Jan 29
Not My Furnished Basement!
In the wake of another big old rain storm, much of the news coverage has focused on the coastal impact. Not nearly as much attention has...
Aug 8, 2023
Our Heroes Need A Sequel!
Following the successful rebuke of recreational cannabis in Camden, the heroes at Camden Cares took to their keyboards to write a humble...
Aug 8, 2023
You Be The Judge
Should we really be trusting the future of our democracy and uteri to a man who brings local waitstaff to tears and demands to speak to a...
Aug 8, 2023
Room For Rent
We recently got some fun reporting about how Cafe Miranda was going to try some new concepts to make money in these challenging times....
Jun 21, 2023
A Race to Reopen
Fog and Time Out Pub, two beacons of Rockland night life have been off the scene for a few years now, but we're hearing Whispers that...
Jun 8, 2023
Is This A Bribe?
On June 13, Rockport residents will vote on whether to accept a $3 million donation from a family foundation to design and build a park...
Jun 8, 2023
Roads Are For Driving
You're cruising down Main St. in your boosted F350. You just poked a hole in the muffler. You've got "Heart Like a Truck" blasting on the...
May 17, 2023
Middle School Brings on New White Collar Crime Instructor?
Whispers has received word that Mark Haley of recent bilking notoriety has begun working at the middle school. We can only assume this...
May 16, 2023
Pots and Kettles
In the ongoing struggle to keep recreational marijuana out of Camden (recreational alcohol is still allowed) the folks at Camden Cares...
May 12, 2023
A Rivalry Renewed?
If you thought things couldn't get spicier in the downtown Camden battle for affordable lock chopping supremacy, you thought wrong. A...
May 3, 2023
You Might Have Too Many Hotels If...
You might have too many hotels if you have to keep buying multi-unit residential homes and kicking long-tenured locals out of them to...
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